You used to rule that town. It’s all over now. You might still be wearing your old costume for nostalgic reason, but let’s admit it: A lazy-ass alcoholic with unpaid bills and a beer belly hardly fits in the same slim fit of a once pumped handsome fellow with a brash movie star grind. With your gone-to-seed body you are constantly complaining about backache and cry over minor leg injuries after stumbling into bar stools or getting involved in fights at your favourite Irish pub.